So yesterday an old friend of my dad’s came home uninvited. My dad was seeing him after some 10 years and i could tell from his face that he wasn’t quite happy when he first saw him at the door. Later on I found out that he was actually an old foe of him.

Anyway, this is the first time conversation that happened between me and my dad’s friend at the dinner table.

Him: So you must be Dhaval, right?

Me: Oh yeah!

Him: Did you know that I am older than your dad and there is only 7 days’ difference between my age and your daddy’s age?

Me: Well, now I know!

Him: That means I am 7 days older than your dad and he is 7 days younger than me.

Me: O.o